A Scotsman throwin' 
          money around
          
..Wid ye believe ?  
        He's so happy 
          because it's Tartan Day. 
          "Up yer Kilt"
        Lang may yer 
          kilt waft in the breeze
          May yer bonie knees ayeways show
          May yer bonnie tartan Kilt hide the secret
          And may the Good Lord o' the Scots grant you long life to
          Wear yer tartan wi' pride
        April 6th 2002.
        Fae Frank Campbell